Funny List of Warning Signs of Twitter Addiction

Warning signs of Twitter Addiction

You are warned that you are addicted to Twitter when You:

  1. Get excited when some one follows you on Twitter.
  2. Feel the end of the world when twitter gets an outage.
  3. Send @ and RT in messages to your friends in emails.
  4. Beg your blog readers to follow you on twitter, then beg your Twitter followers to Retweet the tweet.
  5. Post more tweets than blog posts, and turn from full time blogger to full time tweeter.
  6. Spend all day on twitter giving yourself the excuse that you are doing great service to your followers,  and bunk going to office.
  7. Tweet on Twitter  more than doing office work.
  8. Feel over the Moon and on top of  the world when some one  retweets your tweet
  9. Keep searching for your twitter name and your tweets in real time twitter search.
  10. Keep refreshing the twitter page every second for new tweets.
  11. Include your twitter profile in your Gmail signature instead of your blog
  12. Print your twitter id on business cards.
  13. Set Twitter as your browser home page.
  14. Add notice in front of office door – “I am on Twitter, Dont disturb”.
  15. Use more than 5 twitter clients.
  16. Add your twitter name to Google alerts to know what others are speaking about you.
  17. Blog more about twitter applications.
  18. Add your status message as “Follow me on twitter” to Gtalk and yahoo messenger
  19. Use Twoogle to search in Google and Twitter.
  20. Keep urging your family members to get a twitter account.
  21. Follow lot of people on #FollowFriday
  22. Introduce yourself to new persons more as a tweeter than as a businessman.
  23. Go crazy about twitter and advertise on news papers, TV and distribute pamphlets to follow you on twitter.
  24. Ask your bosses wife to follow you on twitter!
  25. Add your twitter id to the nameplate of your house.
  26. Keep sending SMS to all your friends to follow you on twitter.
  27. Ask questions about Twitter rather than job related queries during interviews.
  28. Threaten your wife to get a twitter account and follow you, or warn her of divorce
  29. Only wear dresses with twitter logos.

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Here are some more from:

1. All of your friends’ names start with @

2. You know what a tweet is and don’t snicker

3. Your tweeted while your wife gave birth

4. Your tweeted while giving birth

5. Your kids have to tweet you to get you to make dinner

6. Your mom joined Twitter to chat with you

7. All you want for Christmas is unlimited SMS use on your cell phone

8. Your sign your work email, @wonky

9. You don’t read emails that aren’t highlighted replies to you

10. You name your newborn @babygirl1

How about some others? Put them in Comments below!!